Auburn is playing South Carolina today
The possible results of today’s game, in order of worst case scenario to best case scenario:
7. Auburn loses.
6. Auburn loses on a textbook Spurrier big play.
5. Auburn loses, Spurrier throws visor.
4. Auburn wins!
3. Auburn wins, Spurrier throws visor!!
2. Auburn wins after thwarting textbook Spurrier big play, Spurrier throws visor.
1. Auburn wins, Spurrier throws visor AND clipboard!!!
WAR EAGLE!

